rand0mflora:

To be fair…

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robbidybobbin:

madeofmetals:

This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street.

They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh.

Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel, “GODDAMMIT, MR. NOODLE.”

LITERALLY MY FAVORITE STORY ON ALL OF TUMBLR.

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10knotes:

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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averypottersenioryear:

if drake and josh has taught me one thing, it’s that orange rhymes with doorhinge

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0lson:

I miss Europe, and I miss the people I met on the trip. I’ve been thinking about it a lot and sometimes I wish things could be different.

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colincrisp:

KITTIE!!!

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laughingstation:

niknak79:

Makes perfect sense

More FUNNY POST here!

When the phone rings and my dad repetitively asked me who it is and I’m no where near it and not getting up.

Idk. Go pick it up silly!

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pervasizadam:

Pawel Kuczynski

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thegoddamazon:

queennubian:

mech-tech:

reblogthings:

that is a sad number of reblogs

what do you mean “just know what it’s called”? 

You mean these kids never even heard of floppy’s? 

They don’t know about the corrupt disk  struggle? 

All of my inappropriate fanfiction was on a corrupt floppy disk.

I think it was God’s way of saying “SHAME ON YOU FOR WRITING ABOUT PREMARITAL AND MINDLESS SEX”

Because I had all kinds of freaknasty lemon fics on my 3 1/2 Floppy A.

(via chocolate-covered-tears)

wangpatang:

“white people have no culture”

“white opinions don’t matter”

“i don’t trust white people”

“but i’m not racist! white people can’t experience racism”

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